Dude, this is Fantastic Four #3! Fantastic Four #3! From March 1962! And, sure, you'd love to own this is near-mint or mint condition. But you'd also love to continue living in a house and eating food. According to ComicsPriceGuide.com, in perfect condition, this comic — in which Stan Lee and Jack Kirby introduce the superteam's first costumes — would cost you $70,000. But this copy? Well, this will start at auction at $1.

This is DBD-rated 13.1. The cover has a tear in it and is holding on by one staple. It's got spine issues and front and back are separated about a third of the way up. All pages are here, but one page in the back has a bit of chipping -- doesn't cut into the swell story.

As with all comics in the Beat-to-Crap Collection, this comic will ship in a Ziploc® Brand Storage Bag with a certificate of authenticity signed By David Hammond, verifying that he personally beat the crap out of this comic.

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